I think I just did.
At any rate, I just did as much damage as one can do to one's ear without the ear actually bleeding or falling off.
I hit my head on the window whilst getting into my car. I swear to you I think it's swelling. It's definitely going to bruise. And I am going to have to tell people, 'Yeah, I hit it while getting into my car. On the window." I hope this doesn't hurt the four earrings in that ear...
It really hurts. A lot.