I have intentions of packing my lunch every single morning. Seriously. Every morning. I have succeeded in bringing my lunch to work with me twice. I have worked here for more than fourteen months. This is the second time I have managed to accomplish the incredible task of simply making a sandwich before I go to work in the morning. I am very very proud of myself.
The best thing about fake-deli meats is that Waste thinks they are gross (the brand I buy has a strange gray-ish cast to it) and therefore I can leave them in the kitchen and he will not eat them. There is very little I can buy and do that with.
"call me shameless"
I told three more personal friends of mine to come read this yesterday. Hi there!