Those are the rules.
That's how the world works.
Good news! Mommy has two boobs! There's another one right here! Hooray!
Do you need help?
I'm your mother and I know things.
Up we go! Whoosh! Ka-boom!
I think you'd be happier if you took a nap.
In five minutes, we are off to napville, lady.
Okay, a quick car snack before you get in your seat.
You're not abandoned. I'm over here. Turn your head. Hi!
I know. Your mommy is The Worst.
Just a minute. I'm coming. We'll hug.
Your mommy loves you.
Please don't pinch me.
You're really doing it! Look at you! Good job! Way to work hard!
Please don't bark.
No. We are not barking right now.
Okay. I checked. There's nothing there. Thank you.
Dinner isn't for hours, pup.
Come over here and I'll pet you.
I'm gonna be upset if you step on the baby.
That's my breakfast.
Get off the table.
You will get your turn at the tray as soon as she's finished.