The girl doesn't care. she says she's tired.
HiHihihihi! It's me, Isis! The girl is so tired. She's laying on the living room floor. I tried to bite her awake so she could type type type, but she won't move. So now, I have to do the typing.
I'm on her old computer, because my paws are too big for the new one. And I can't make that touchpad thing work. Too hard. Big computer for big cat. Big big big.
Did you know that the girl is afraid of lizards? It's true. I keep bringing them home for her and she keeps screaming. It's kind of funny. Lizards are more fun than birds. They are even more fun than MICE. I LOVE MICE. Kill, kill, kill the mice.
Lizards are more fun then birds because birds are easy to kill. You would think since they can flap flap flap and fly away they would. But they don't. I think the birds want me to kill them. They never want to play before they die.
The mice want to play. But they are not so fast. They get confused too easily. I have to sit around and wait for them to start moving again so we can play to the death. And then they don't do a good job running and hiding. And they are very precious. You don't get to find too many real live mice to play with.
But the lizards! They are as plentiful as the toy mice! And about the same size! And when I say "It's time to play. Run!" They Run run run. THey make me chase them. I love to chase things.
THey run run run. They hide and climb trees. They're like the squirrels I always wanted to kill, but I can actually kill them. They are so great. And no fur in my mouth. And I can eat them in three bites. Bite bite bite. All gone. Except the feet. I don't eat the feet.
I take them inside to eat. It's so hot outside all the time. And the dust gets all over my lizards. So, I carry them in my mouth., They fit better than the birds did. The girl doesn't even notice. Then I go bite bite bite over the tiles. SHe doesn't even notice that I am nto eating them on the carpet where it would be a mess.
Instead she sees the feet, and soemtimes it takes awhile for her to see them, because they are That Small. Then she sees the feet and she screams. One time she cried. That's the bad thing about lizards. they have tiny feet that make the girl cry.
Lizards are so much fun. And tasty. I love them. I do not love the heat. It makes me cranky and burns my feet in the daytime.
I like the neighbors downstairs. They have a dog named princess. Princess wants to play with me, but I am a good monster and so she's scared. Sometimes, I sit on her porch, so she will come out and play with me. I want to play with her until she is dead. Her people won't let her play with me. So, I go and make her bark. It's almost better that way.
Is this enough. Type type type. The girl makes a lot of ty[ping here. I hope this is enough. I don't want her to not have enough typing. I love the girl. That's why I help her and do all the typing when she's too tired. Type Type Type.
I'll go chew on her legs again. Maybe she'll wake up and do the rest of the typing. This is hard. Type type type.